Elizabeth Warren Announces
Elizabeth Warren has announced she will challenge Scott Brown for the Senate.
View ArticleF'in Hannity Calls Occupy Wallstreeters DFHs
On my way home from doin' some yard work for my Landlady I switched over to dumbfuck radio to monitor Hannityjob who was discussing Occupy Wall Street with some guest. He was basically calling the...
View ArticleWeird Synchronicity: Robert Zimmerman March 1962; Robert Zimmerman March 2012
Sometimes dis ole cosmos just throws you a knuckle ball that buckles yer knees. Tonight when I heard the George Zimmerman's dada was named Robert Zimmerman, I could help but wonder when Bob Dylan wrote...
View ArticleLying F'n Liars: Robert Zimmerman on Hannity
Last night I TIVoed "Hannity" as I was busy watching my beloved Cardinals dismantle the newly minted Miami Marlins in their home opener on ESPN. After the trouncing I cued up the show knowing full well...
View Article"Vote Wisconsin!" - An Updated Fight Song
Like many of my fellow out-state Kossacks I have followed the action in our beloved badger state, unable due to life's necessitudes to journey northward and sink my own teeth and claws into Walker and...
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Wherein Senator McCaskill Responds to her Leftier Than Thou Critics. (Photos)
photos by durratiLast week I learned that my United States Senator Claire McCaskill (not Roy Blunt - someone else can have his ass) was to roll into my hometown of Springfield, heart of the deep red...
View ArticleI Need To Learn to Be A Better American Updated W/Apology
John Sununu may be a fat little neocon yellow-cake smokin' (as opposed to potsmokin') shithead with a face like a peanut laden soft-serve turd steamin' on a piece of discarded molding carpet tossed...
View ArticleDaily Telegraph- Mitt:"utterly devoid of charm and mildly offensive."
Well, you gotta hand it to the Romney campaign, they really know how to get a three hour tour off to a rollicking start. Unsatisfied, apparently, with offering- via an unnamed aide-a back-handed racist...
View ArticleBreaking - Charlotte 2012: The Big Dog to Nominate The President
It was just announced on The New York Times Website that President Bill Clinton will place President Obama's name into nomination during prime-time Tuesday September 5th in Charlotte, North Carolina. I...
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Break A Leg Rafalca....
as used in theatrical parlance of course, lest some readers scurry off to alert the ASPCA, the IOC or the baseball players union let me state that I am a fan of all things equine, of four legged beings...
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Claire McCaskill's Brilliant Gambit
Claire McCaskill is rewriting the playbook on defending a blue Senate Seat in a state trending Red and, I think, having a good time doing it. She calls her three potential opponents in Missouri's...
View Article"Don't Roofrack Me Bro!" Devo Barks for Seamus
Swingstate punk rockers Devo have announced the upcoming release of a new single "Don't Roofrack Me Bro!". Excited as I am about hearing the new opus I can't help thinking they missed a golden...
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Top Ten Reasons God Will Send Isaac To Smite the RNC
My friends, as you know there's a tropical depression brewing in the Gulf that threatens to disrupt that other tropical depression brewing in the Gulf...the Republican National Convention.Now it goes...
View ArticleAnn Coulter Foot Faults; Trashes Missouri Republicans
This whole Todd Akins marinates a lower extremity and ravens it like a day twenty-five Survivor contestant reward challenge winner just keeps getting better. Despite all odds of its not being able to...
View Article"Hey, This Is Barack...." O Counts On Harold & Kumar
Put down the popcorn and pick up some White Castle Cause the White House is counting on Harold & Kumar...Sweet!What could possibly go wrong?
View ArticleWTF is Wrong With Lorne Michaels?
5 Years and he can't cast an Obama impersonator?That's all I got.Unfriggin believable.
View ArticleJust Got Back From the VA Hospital, Guess I'm a Freeloader too Mitt.
Just got my hillbilly freeloadin' ass back from my quarterly check-up at the gene Taylor VA Hospital in Mt. Vernon, Missouri, and all is well apparently, so, much to Rmoney's dismay, my hillbilly...
View Article"Full Of Mitt".... Hilarious
Man, even whilst my sides are still aching from reading Dood Abides hysterically funny "Mitt Happens" the other day rapper Ben Sheehan releases his video version of Dood's musings "Full of Mitt"...Not...
View ArticleMcCaskill On Akin - “ It’s what he believes that is the problem."
In their fist debate of the 2012, in Columbia, election Todd Atkins demurred, McCaskill pounced and Libertarian Jonathan Dine got off the best zinger...Speaking of Akin Dine said...“He sits on the...
View ArticleLet Stench Be Gilligan, Let Akin Be the GOP
There have been several diaries written on Todd Akin's wading the Rubicon en-route to an epic ass kicking by Claire McCaskill, most notably cdub24's excellent Hurt Locker rumination and Laura Clawson's...
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