My friends, as you know there's a tropical depression brewing in the Gulf that threatens to disrupt that other tropical depression brewing in the Gulf...the Republican National Convention.
Now it goes without saying that any right thinking person hopes that Isaac never makes landfall and peters itself out offshore. That being said however, if God - in his infinite wisdom - does choose to unleash the Kraken upon the hapless Rethug delegates he must have his reasons...so, before Mitt Romney ties Todd Akin to the roof of Paul Ryan's Volvo and sends them both to Canada, I give you, 'neath the tempestuous swirling orange glyph of Isaac, my Top Ten reasons God Will Smite The RNC.