The writers at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert must have had a lot of fun adding this little ditty to the American cultural rodeo…
Sing along with “The Legend of Roy Moore”, destined to become a staple at Progressive Campfires for as long as the doggies get along…. just follow the bouncing cowboy boot.
“Gather round folks you’ll hear a song,
A song of a candidate man.
A man who rode across the land,
Touching teens with his hands.
He had a horse, he had a hat,
Had some very odd views,
A leather vest, A tiny gun,
An attorney who was a Jew.
This is the legend of Roy Moore!
Haw!!
So in the end, the people knew,
Roy was no Southern gent.
The rushed to the polls and rejected him,
By 1.5 percent.
Said Putin was right,
Said Darwin was wrong,
Said many things that were vile.
And I think it bears repeating,
He was an alleged pedophile.
This is the legend of Roy Moore!
Haw!!
Well played, Late Show!!!