Andy Borowitz of The New Yorker Magazine files this bombshell scoop…
“Trump’s Lawyer Claims to Be Voice on “Access Hollywood” Tape!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to put to rest a mystery that has long bedeviled the nation, Donald J. Trump’s personal lawyer, John Dowd, revealed on Monday that it is actually his voice that appears on the notorious “Access Hollywood” tape.
Speaking to reporters, Dowd said that the so-called locker-room talk attributed to Trump had actually been carefully crafted by the former reality-show host’s legal team and then read aloud by Dowd himself.
Additionally, Dowd said that comments widely thought to have been made by Trump indicating that he believed that Frederick Douglass was still alive were also Dowd’s handiwork.”
Ah-ha!
I’ve long thought there was something fishy about the Frederick Douglass comment...who among us thinks that drumpf even knew Frederick Douglass ever existed?
Borowitz also reports that drumpf’s lawyer, John Dowd, also took steps to insure that his boss never has to take responsibility for anything, ever again:
“Let’s be clear,” Dowd said. “Since Donald Trump was elected President, he has done nothing.”