About two hundred drumpf supporter rallied on the Washington Mall today, a gathering your intrepid reporter has dubbed the “Inane Clown Posse”...Twitter provides photos of the massive gathering…
Officially called the Mother of All Rallies(MOAR) , the drumpf supporting Inanes showed up with an awesome float which would make Rose Bowl organizers green with...something….
Despite their small numbers they did have a good time. Here they are Jamming to “Save a Horse Ride A Cowboy”
Meanwhile, at the other end of the Universe...er...Mall, The Juggalos, fans of the real Insane Clown Posse who object to the FBI labeling them a dangerous street gang, clown it up.
Truly a great day for Democracy.
DJ, cue it up:
“On Juggalo Island
We can be one
Haha ha haha!
Let our nuts hang by the water
On Juggalo Island
We can have fun
Haha ha haha!
We can let go by the water
And when the sun goes down, we up all night
Dance of the dead, boogie-woogie in the moonlight
Fuck the rules, right? The dead do bite
Listen to the Ouija board, we can only do right
Can't do wrong, fatty in a blue thong
Everybody can't be together with you gone
Come get with this, we get ridiculous
This world is ours, every bit of this
Get you a burger with cheese. Enjoy the breeze
I'm jumping coconuts outta palm trees
And we all in. I'm freeballing
See me shore-side, surfing on a dolphin
Grass skirts, dead hula girls, hatchets
And whatever your fishing hook catches
We only without you, so let's hang
Boom! Pow! Bang! Let's do the damn thing!”