I know, I know, Marie Antoinette got a bad rap from Rousseau — who never actually fingered her for lauding the gastronomic delights of eating cake, attributing it instead to a unnamed “great princess.” But even if, in 1793, in a really pissed off France, there was probably a surfeit of Princesses, "Madame Deficit"was undoubtedly the “Great” one.
So fair or not her pretty head was fitted for a basket of detachables.
With crowds already in the street ready to storm whatevs, Paul Ryan in da House sharpening his knives and her asshole hubby threatening to tax produce from Mexico making eating here and now in the good ole U.S.A. an iffy proposition, one would think Melania would want to refrain from gracing the cover Mexico's Vanity Fair with such an obvious photographic provocation.
But maybe they didn’t teach French History in modeling school….
About a 6 and 7/8ths I’d guess.