Bill Maher, had he downed a couple of thousand six-packs more and drowned a couple of billion brain cells, might have been a pretty fair County Western singer…here, reprising his 2004 hit — “Related Program Activities”— I give you “Koby Teeth”.
Sing along!
“You can pawn my old guitar,
Take a leak in my beer,
You can call my son,
A left wing limp-wristed queer,
You can bend me over,
Try to jerk me off,
But there’s a chip on my shoulder,
You can never knock off.
The thing that makes me maddest,
Are your freedom hating proclivities.
And your weapons of mass destruction,
Related Program Activities.”