Don the Con’s Golden Shower ablution flap will, I think, prove of little value politically, sans the video - which is undoubtedly secreted in a dark subterranean vault beneath Lenin’s executive WC in the Kremlin - but has proven to be aces for hilarity and distraction as the anti-Clinton continues his nightmarish slouching widening gyre towards igno-guration in the soon-to-be swirling toilet of Washington D.C.
But, despoiling of the nation and all it stands for or no, you’re still gonna get hungry... amirite?
Never fear for your stomach, alternately grousing to be fed and roiling in fear, Community Restaurant and Lounge in Bethesda, Maryland has a nosh just for you.
“The Golden Showers Burger @bethesdacool Happy ending included! Drenched with self-tanning cheddar and yellow mustard leaking down the sides, and topped with a very small pickle. Comes with a lemon glazed doughnut to provide a memorable happy ending. Available for today (1/11) only. $20 with $5 going to @plannedparenthood ...“
One day only? What kinda shit is that? I think we should all go to their Instagram and demand they be made a regular feature.
I don’t know know about you but when I am summoned to D.C. for the Show Trials I want some of that yellow cheesy goodness for myself.
And a five dollar tip to Planned Parenthood!
Not everyone was happy, though.
One Facebook denizen opined:
“How can I eat at a restaurant that boasts in providing funds to planned parenthood? Planned parenthood was caught selling dismembered baby body parts for profit last year. I cannot give my business, or recommend anyone else give their business, to an establishment that associates itself with infanticide.”
There’s no pleasing some people….