What a Lying Liar Looks Like Lying. Jim Jordan Speaks.

1. Insist you’re telling the truth                    *** Check

2. Look at indeterminate spot on the floor.          *** Check

3. Arch eyebrow and giggle.                       *** Check

4. Catch yourself, attempt to make eye contact, fail.  *** Check

5. Look back at spot on floor.                      *** Check

6. Spew non-responsive nonsense.                 *** Check

7. Go start to clean out your desk.  *** Check