Melanie Trump Finally Surfaces, Twitter Offers to Call the Cops.

I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I'm doing.  Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!

— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) May 30, 2018

"I see the media is working overtime"?  Hmmmm . . .  I'm trying to put my finger on who might have dictated this tweet . . . because we know Melania didn't write it . . . pic.twitter.com/ZcWGtQihxw

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 30, 2018

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—🌊Beth Donahue-Weedman🌊 (@bdonahueweedman) May 30, 2018

I'm sure he wants people to believe she's at the Whitehouse, "be besting" comfortably, and not back in NY with her son, packing their shit.

—💼Secret Society Sam💼 (@PolitiSass) May 30, 2018

THINGS @ROGUEFIRSTLADY WOULD NEVER SAY:  
"I see the media is working overtime..."
And on #CNN@KaitlanCollins called this tweet "unscripted."
Kaitlan, have you taken the red pill?

— To Thrive 🌊‏ (@ToThrive) May 30, 2018

there are hundreds of kids out on your lawn RIGHT NOW. why not stop in and say hello?

— margo (@omimargo) May 30, 2018

OMG! HE HAS HER PHONE!

— SpockYoda (@DarthTargaryen1) May 30, 2018

Blink twice if you're hiding in the sinkhole

— This is not normal 🇺🇸🗽🌱 (@Marmas110189) May 30, 2018

Are they going to re-cast her????

— (@faith_mestre) May 30, 2018

Blink twice if you need help

— sef (@sefcadorna) May 30, 2018

Blink if they made you say this.

— Jack Rustler (@Greg_Coogan) May 30, 2018

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— GOTdamn Dem (@JanetReno911) May 30, 2018