You’ll understand that I have no substantiating witnesses and was totally quaking and unable to get a cell phone video, but this is DKo’s right? Right?
The incident in questionable happened about 8:46 in the morning at The Nevada State Democratic Convention. I was a Bernie Sander supporter from Utah and totally jazzed to subvert the autocratic process tardily being pressed upon us by the Democracy Neutered Council. You gotta understand I was on my third Snow Cream Frappuccino Double Bailey’s so when I heard this person on the stage callin’ for a vote to make themselves Master of the Universe, I just started yellin’ NAY!!! with, like, the first five rows and we thought well, that’s that.
But no, this person is suddenly glarin’ at us and brandishing this hammer like a Dnepropetrovsk Maniac on Shard.
I actually peed myself a little