The Washington Post's Alexandra Petri has been hot on the trail of the the missing 5,000,000,000 text messages exchanged between Lisa Page and Super Democratic Double Probation Agent Peter P. Strzok and she has hit paydirt, bigly time!
“Page: “Are you even going to give out your calendars? Seems kind of depressing. Maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society.”
Third Party Conspirator: Did the total secrecy in which we shrouded our activities not suggest anything to you about the type of organization this was?
I have put my blood (plus the blood of dozens of infants sacrificed under full moons), sweat (just mine, no infants’) and tears (mostly mine, but also some from Dave in IT. Do not talk to Dave yet; his heart is broken) to set up a Secret Society within the FBI so we could take down Donald Trump, and you just … sent a text about it. Way to go, Lisa.
Did our code names, the fact that we only met at night in abandoned garages guarded by men in visors who had sworn to give their lives to keep our deeds from being revealed, the fact that we always wore masks and used voice changers, not clue you in? What about the fact that you joined us at the full moons for the ritual chanting, accepted the sacred trowel, and swore the oath of iron and blood in which you vowed “secrecy until death”? Did all of this not give you some hint as to the kind of group we were trying to run? Or, I guess, Dave and I were trying to run — who even knows what you and Peter were doing? You probably just talked openly about it all the time!”
There’s more at the link.
It’s hilarious!
Well, done Alexandra!