Daily Kos’ 2nd favorite Presidential Candidate (whose name dare not be mentioned in close proximity to that of Director Comey’s and will hereafter be referred to as Redacted) has a birthday coming up on October 26th and my sources inside the FBI (my second cousin who had a friend who once went to grade school with a former FBI agent) has conspiratorially whispered to me that Comey is planning a surprise party for Redacted.
I expressed my concern (and the concern also of at least almost half of my fellow bloggers here) that Redacted might be a tad busy around October 26th and wouldn’t it be better to have the party a little bit sooner...say... pre- convention?