Senator PoodleHead was tackled while mowing his lawn today by an angry neighbor with whom he was involved in a land dispute.
MEDIA-ite has the facts:
A Kentucky man has been arrested for assaulting Senator Rand Paul in his home on Friday.
The assailant, Rene Boucher, is a 59-year-old Bowling Green, Kentucky resident who is being held in jail with a $5,000 bond and faces a year in prison, according to The Bowling Green Daily News. Due to Boucher’s attack, the Republican senator has suffered “minor injury.”
Boucher has been charged with one count of assault in the fourth degree. However, no reports detail how exactly the doctor attacked Paul or if he used any weapons or items to do so. Fox News reported the incident occurred while the senator was outside his home mowing the lawn and noted a neighbor claims the two men had been arguing about land they share.”
But Crooks and Liars tells the story and has some hilarious comments.
Oh Noes! Sen. Rand Paul Hurt In Bowling Green Massacre!
“Other accounts say the two neighbors have an ongoing feud. Sorry, Patriots, not an antifa attack!”
The Fake News:
Now, the comments.
I wonder if Boucher is self-accredited like Tribblehead…
I'm not sure this Rene Boucher is THE "attacker", but could be Sen.Paul was hit by a GIRL! from the WaPo story's comments:
"Dr. Rene Boucher is an anesthesiologist in Bowling Green, Kentucky and is affiliated with Medical Center at Bowling Green. She received her medical degree from Des Moines University College of Osteopathic Medicine and has been in practice for more than 20 years. She is one of 8 doctors at Medical Center at Bowling Green who specialize in Anesthesiology."
https://health.usnews.com/d..."
Maybe a new form of anesthetics and she was just practicing???? I mean it is in Kentucky and I've watch that 'Moonshiners Show" here in Australia on cable TV…
I know a lot of girls who could beat up Poodle-head Paul. He's such a little wimp! I certainly could have done so in my heyday! And I'm sure I could now -- just whack him with my "walking around" oxygen tank on wheels! That'll leave a mark!
So when will the'alt-right' hold a tiki torch light vigil for Rand?
''Report: Rand Paul's attacker, Rene Albert Boucher is another Jewish
Democrat. Same as 2017 Congressional baseball shooting—James Hodgkinson.''
Nah, they're not anti-Semitic, nor bigots, /s
Yeah -- Poodle-head Paul was attacked by a member of the proletariat! Someone else who lived in his "gated community!"
I guess they are all just working men, huh Repuke leadership?
Charles the Bald • an hour ago
