O.K.
So, "Chachi" is a slang term for a penis in Korea and Japan. (or somethin’ like that)
And Ted Nugent is just a dick.
Hey guys... we get it, it’s not necessary to extend your Andy Warhol shelf life by continuing to prove it.
But...sigh… I guess yer gonna.
Ted Nugent went to the post in the Dicktatude sweepstakes about a week ago, when he took a swipe at David Crosby.
Nugent to MSN Entertainment::
“The word bombs started after Yank Me, Crank Me singer Nugent suggested last week in a radio interview that the only reason he's not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is because of his ardent support of the Second Amendment and the NRA.”
So, someone asked Crosby, who, some may remember, is well cognizant of his Second Amendment Rights and Wrongs what he thought of Nugent’s BS. David answered with the God’s honest…
Well, that didn’t sit well with the draft dodger, who replied on facebook:
“Everybody knows that David Crosby is an evil rotten soulless punk that has criminally poisoned his bloated carcass his entire vapid life. I couldnt be more proud that such an uncaring dirtbag hates me while he competes with Michael Moore to see who can go the longest without hygiene. Zombieboy would hurt himself if he tried real rockNroll like mine. Lets all pray he can form a syllable before his borrowed liver fails. I laugh at his pathetic slovenliness as I wrapup the greatest ultraFun tour of my life.”
Eh, dickweed doodle, you tour to pay your rent.
David Crosby makes more in a month on royalties than you make touring in a year because they like...play his music on the radio.
Stuff like:
And:
THAT’S why he in the Hall of Fame and you aren’t, asshole.
Got it?
Then Chachi couldn’t stand to see Mr. Stormtroopin' leading The Sphincter Derby so he warms up his Twitter Machine and vomits up this...
...which Wally Brown thoughtfully archived, as Chachi penis had deleted it so everybody wouldn’t be able to see what a big asshole he was.
Little Scott Baio (Chachi) had some deep thoughts and came up with:
Vicki Soto’s (The Newton Connecticut teacher killed in the Sandy Hook Elementary attack) mom was one and the same as Heather Heyer’s (the woman killed in the car attack in Charlottesville) mom, Susan Bro.
Deep, huh?
Jillian Soto, Vicky’s sister saw the tweet and posted this on Vicky’s Memorial Facebook page:
In to the fray gingerly steps Nelba Márquez-Greene...Sandy Hook Mother…
...who also saw Chachi’s foul tweet and spoke in solidarity with Jillian.
Next, Chaich’s wife Renee apparently thought there weren’t enough anuses in the Backdoor Downs and — couldn’t take this foul-mouthing of her man by this innocent Sandy Hook survivor so she tweeted this to Nelba:
Now, dear readers, I think we can all agree that Twitter has done nothing to mellow human discourse, and David Crosby, though a friggin’ genius, is no angel, but calling the guy who wrote “The Lee Shore” a bloated carcass is about as assholeish as one can get without suggesting to a mother whose precious daughter was murdered that she’s better off without you.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
Renee Baio, you disgusting Louise Linton wannabe, the race is yours!
Holy meatballs, I hate these people.