So what do you do when you’re Presidentin’ and your poll numbers languish in the mid 30s on account of you and you’re gang have committed the slimiest act of treason and treachery since Judas Iscariot dropped the dime on our Lordnsaviour for a bag full of Caesar chips?
Sounds like it’s time to trot out Dan Coats and his Casandras at the Defense Intelligence Agency to claim the Korean Crackpot has got hold of Ant Man’s totally righteous shrink ray to make his nuke warheads just the right size for home delivery.
Next, you emerge on video from your super not so secret BatCave/New Jersey Golf Bunker to scare the shit out of decent folks globe wide with some tough talk so you can send out your Nazi Wannabe Senior National Security Adviser to blather on on “Fox for Fascists” about how JFKesque with salmon roe paunch and store bought teeth you are looking theses days, bravely staring down the Commie Menace and their mini nukes.
That’ll look great in the Propaganda Folder and it’s like, not totally transparent right?
You get a bump in the polls while the rest of creation gets acute angina.
We were had, people.