9 Year Old "Pickle" Writes drumpf...And He Wants Those Tax Returns.

Welcoming reporters to the White House Press Briefing in the age of “Mooch”, Spokeswoman Sarah Huckleberry Sanders, anxious to avoid questions about Jeff Sessions, the Healthcare debacle and Transgender Ban, led off with a soulful reading of a fan letter (above) to drumpf by nine year old Dylan AKA “Pickle” whom every sentient being in the known universe strongly suspects doesn’t exist.

“President Donald Trump’s approval rating is somewhere around a measly 38 percent, but he can at least count on the support of a 9-year-old boy named “Dylan,” who everyone calls “Pickle.”

Or so says White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who read a supposedly handwritten letter from the pre-teen supporter during Wednesday’s press briefing.

Since Pickle’s full name wasn’t released, Twitter was skeptical he actually exists. The penmanship may be a clue.”

As one might suspect, Twitter had some fun with it.

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even Pickle wants those tax returns!

— Alexander Degutis (@alexvdegutis) July 26, 2017

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The only thing that makes me believe the letter is legit is the fact that he knows "people don't like" Trump.

— Leila Couceiro (@leilatwtr) July 26, 2017

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Dylan, my friend, I hear ya about that "pitcher" you have. Most grown-ups have one every day, just to get through this.

— Primrose Lane (@ridiculoustimes) July 26, 2017

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Nothing is too silly or absurd for these guys to fake to show the mad king he is loved. This is more and more insane every day.

— Todd Poirier (@todd_poirier) July 26, 2017

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Hmm, an un-folded letter? Was it ironed out beforehand? Is there an envelope-with a stamp? Bet one of Sarah's kids did it. #FakeLetter

— K. Rene' (@dwn2earth) July 26, 2017

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This is such an obvious fake. People aren't this gullible, are they? Never mind...

— Eric S (@ericsslater) July 26, 2017

A couple of Twitterers got creative and wrote their own letters to drumpf:

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Since this seems to be the only way to get Trump to listen, I wrote my own letter to the president. pic.twitter.com/wd1e4ZGh8r

— Santos L. Halper (@dansamiljan) July 26, 2017

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my wonderful son Borłt has written his own letter to the president pic.twitter.com/PbO5WAeSIG

— gabaguber am outside (@jimpjorps) July 26, 2017

But the line asking how big the “White Hose” is kinda gives the game away, we know who “Pickle really is…

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