So, the drumpf NYT interview is full of WTFs, some of the most perplexing being…
“TRUMP: We had dinner at the Eiffel Tower, and the bottom of the Eiffel Tower looked like they could have never had a bigger celebration ever in the history of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, there were thousands and thousands of people, ’cause they heard we were having dinner.”
Yeah, Don, nobody goes to the Eiffel Tower in June unless you’re there…
“TRUMP: Well, Napoleon finished a little bit bad. But I asked that. So I asked the president, so what about Napoleon? He said: “No, no, no. What he did was incredible. He designed Paris.” [garbled] The street grid, the way they work, you know, the spokes. He did so many things even beyond. And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death. How many times has Russia been saved by the weather? [garbled]”
Yeah that was a bad night for the Grande Armee, Damn Napoleon and his extracurricular activities…
“TRUMP: Same thing happened to Hitler. Not for that reason, though. Hitler wanted to consolidate. He was all set to walk in. But he wanted to consolidate, and it went and dropped to 35 degrees below zero, and that was the end of that army.”
Yeah, Don, they didn’t make it through that winter, no Stalingrad, no Kursk, no Warsaw uprising….
But Josh Marshall at TPM enjoyed this doozy.
Fuckata and fugue...heh.
And Twitter slapped their collective heads…
The stupid’s gonna get us before global warming...