The lrics for those without fast internet…
Lie to us Orange Man
Trump’s words are simple obscurations-
They’re not a calculus of variations-
Audacity of Trump’s mendacity-
Puts Fact Checkers at Max Capacity-
Spicer’s daily media deceptions-
Are icing on Trump’s fecal CONfections-
Trump’s CONsumption in multiplicity-
Is testing his WAIST-band elasticity-
Put on your kissy face-
And lie to us Orange man-
Your followers will adore you-
The rest of us will abhor you-
Put on your kissy face-
And lie to us Orange man-
The press will let it slide-
You’ll take us all for a ride-
A Presidential day is not complete-
Without a thousand pounds of fresh deceit-
Trump’s complete addiction to his fiction-
Must result in his eviction and CONviction-
The point of each twisted prevarication-
Is to maximize his compensation-
He a Presidential Wannabe-
With a penchant for Hyperbole-
The Oval Office has become a centrifuge-
Spinning and swirling Bannon’s subterfuge-
Trump’s excessive depths of deception-
Matches his steak fueled flatulence-
Trump needs a deep colonoscopy-
To find the source of his dishonest-
The Press needs to play truth Whack-A-Mole-
On the bleach blonde, gigantic asshole-
Put on your kissy face-
And lie to us Orange man-
Your followers will adore you-
The rest of us will abhor you-
Put on your kissy face-
And lie to us Orange man-
The press will let it slide-
You’ll take us all for a ride-
Put on your kissy face-
And lie to us Orange man-
Your followers will adore you-
The rest of us will abhor you-
Put on your kissy face-
And lie to us Orange man-
The press will let it slide-
You’ll take us all for a ride-