Hunter Thompson might have foreseen Alex Jones years ago when he said... “When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”
But then again, maybe not. There isn’t enough blotter in the world to conjure Jones.
“A report on Alex Jones’ InfoWars claiming child sex slaves have been kidnapped and shipped to Mars is untrue, NASA told The Daily Beast on Thursday.
“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. “But there are no humans.”
On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”
Hunter Thompson Satan-Simonizing Johnny Depp, harvesting adrenalized bone marrow, Mars Orbiters censored...it’s all here on your daily Alex Jones Show!!!!
(Mars stuff starts at 3 minute mark.)