So earlier today our dark Lord of Yokels, Son of Orangutan and Reprobate keeper of all that is evil and disgustingly icky pulled out of the Paris Climate Accord - an action that will do untold damage to the planet and would have served the world better had he practiced it three times with dear Ivana.
Citing as his reason for doing this to our environment...
...a desire to not be outstripped on the making of buggy-whips by two nations, India and China, who have both recently said they are not so much into buggy-whips anymore. This after revelations earlier in the day that his day one agenda item on entering office was removing sanctions on Russia for their aggression in the Ukraine, or, as his butt buddy Putin likes to call it, Mykraine….
He’s afraid the world is laughing at us.
No dumbass, the world, and we, are laughing at you.
Can you hear them, Donald?