LOL. #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt

I may have engaged in some lite treason but it’s not my fault because #RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/cT8u7BLtXh

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) October 6, 2019

Sept 25: It was a perfect push
Oct 2: The water was hardly even wet!
Oct 6: #RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/ffhYk1fElx

— FTJ (@fairytalejedi) October 6, 2019

DUDE! YOU CAN'T THROW A PICK-6 AND SAY RICK PERRY MADE YOU DO IT! #RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/ukLH0uXX7M

— Eric Vinc3nt (@SPYMANCE) October 6, 2019

I cannot tell a lie. #RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/Zhg5MIRIsJ

— Rob Freundlich (@rob_freundlich) October 6, 2019

Sorry Donald #RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/S90BN3OQyH

— ryan (@ryan31962403) October 6, 2019

Rick Perry didn’t make me do anything because I am accountable for all my actions, unlike the piece of shit, lying, treasonous, racist, popular vote losing, Emmyless, so called President Donald Trump. #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 6, 2019

Letting Ivanka pretend she’s a respected diplomat  #RickPerrymademedoitpic.twitter.com/vBnimG8Olq

— KCazares 🤙🗻🏝☮️✊ (@cazarespr) October 6, 2019

Day 1. It never happened.
Day 2. Maybe it happened.
Day 3. It wasn't me.
Day 4. Yes, it was me but it wasn't wrong.
Day 5. I'd do it again, and ask China too.
Day 6. Rick Perry made me do it.https://t.co/jxEk5RCu1U#RickPerrymademedoit

— Zoey (@Zoey07025452) October 6, 2019

The buck stops there, way over there, where that dumb Texas guy is standing. #RickPerrymademedoithttps://t.co/vbUbpHSxq7

— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) October 6, 2019

There are some things in life for which you can take responsibility. For everything else there's the Rick Perry Card.#rickperrymademedoitpic.twitter.com/wAO3qTliRk

— Forrest (@bazilmajeed) October 6, 2019

The new defense strategy catches on:

You see, I just do what Rick Perry tells me to do...#RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/3jnEualcGD

— Pierre Cormier (@DrKassandra) October 6, 2019

RICK PERRY TOLD ME HE ENJOYS THE UNDERSIDE OF A BUS#RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/t6Wrx5ySMT

— Cara Tramontano (@theCara) October 6, 2019

I blame your poll on Rick Perry....

— durrati 🆘 (@durrati) October 5, 2019

Cool, Molly, but you know Rmoney is plotting a hostile takeover of the ‘patch, carving out the hard assets and putting it in bankruptcy.

— durrati 🆘 (@durrati) October 6, 2019

#RickPerryMadeMeDoItpic.twitter.com/soFu1c6QZI

— durrati 🆘 (@durrati) October 6, 2019