The Orangutangal Orifice is in rare form today, telling the Ukrainian President he hopes that he and his good buddy Pootie “can get together and solve your problem."
Uh, dipshit, that is what the aid you were extorting him with was for…
But, whatever, Ukrainian girls are hot, so you all will probably be o.k.
(There has never been a Miss Universe winner from Ukraine.)
And that thing I totally didn’t ask you to do on the phone...I still want you to do it.
Sorry, you idiot, I can’t do it. In Ukraine we have these things called laws…
And finally Mousselini’s go to...
It’s all Obama’s fault:
What an embarrassment.