I know some of you are watching Real Time as I hunt and peck, but for those of you who don’t own a TeeVee or subscribe to HBO, the first two minutes of his opening dialogue are too good not to share.
I hope Bill won’t sue me.
This is very close to word for word, if no one beats me to it I will post a clip tomorrow when it becomes available.
“We Americans have a new leader….Vladimir Putin!
But also we have a new set… (mimics Drumpf) It’s wonderful! They did a beautiful job...such a beautiful job…
Didja notice things look different?
That’s because I’m coming to you from an undisclosed location!
The Trump supporters are saying this election is a reckoning… yeah...as... I reckon we’re fucked.
Ah, but you know what? We did it...this thing happened. Let’s get on with it! This transition went on too long...it was like waiting for your dog to take a shit in the rain... the sword of Damocles hanging over my head... lets have this thing happen and see what happens.
Did you see it all today? I watched on TeeVee. I was streaming...in my pants!
Oh, you can tell we’re living in a completely new era because when he took the oath of office, Donald Trump, Chief Justice ah...what’s his name…
(audience) — “”Roberts!””
...said...raise your right pussy-grabber!
Better get back to the show before I run afoul of fair use, but like I said, I’ll try to post a clip and the dialogue tomorrow if some other intrepid user doesn’t beat me to it...