Over a romantic, candlelit Italian Dinner in a little bistro nestled in the shadow of Sauron’s Eye Trump Tower, love found them, one a power-lifting aesthete and disciple of Ayn Rand, the other a fat swine devotee of Lincoln Rockwell via Vladimir Lenin, planning the sacking of the U.S. Treasury.
And love flowered.
A starry-eyed KellyAnne Conway describes the touching scene.
"Their shared brain power and shared resolve are a large part of why significant tax reform will be done sooner rather than later in a Trump administration," Conway said.
True, the star-crossed lovers had wrestled with their differences in the loveless past…
“On his radio show, Bannon mocked Ryan for “rubbing his social-justice Catholicism in my nose every second.”
Ryan became a target for his initial hesitancy to endorse Trump; for announcing his opposition to some of Trump’s more controversial proposals, like the Muslim immigration ban; and for saying he would focus on defending the House majority instead of boosting Trump after the then-candidate's comments about sexually assaulting women.”
But their mutual fondness for spreadsheets, reduced tax burdens for the mega-rich and ever ballooning deficits sparked a fire that will not soon be banked…
“White House press secretary Sean Spicer stressed cooperation.“I think our entire team, as well as House Republicans and Senate Republicans, are working vigorously together at every level, from the principles to senior staff, to enact the agenda Donald Trump has articulated to the American people,” Spicer told The Hill.”
Love.
Ain’t it grand?