LOL. Revolutionary War Airport Stories

"REMBER" we are living in the inescapable #Idiocracy
Also, #FlagCode violations all up on those flat asses. pic.twitter.com/XGsJekiuDu

— SGT Cardi B (@SGTCardi) July 5, 2019

Adding “Airports” to the text of the TelePrompTer speech on War of 1812? Well played Deep State. Well played. #TrumpParade#Worst4thEverhttps://t.co/47RqeSZ2Ws

— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) July 5, 2019

Dearest Martha,
Please ensure to pack our socks. We shant ride in the flying carriage whilst having our feet exposed.
George#RevolutionaryWarAirportStoriespic.twitter.com/yksgtGK5A1

—ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) July 5, 2019

Dearest, the battle for gate C4 was hard fought, but we prevailed.  Alas, we ran out of ammunition, and had to lob our stores of Cinnabons at them.  The sacrifices of war try our souls.  #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Diane@hpochocolate1 (@hpochocolate1) July 5, 2019

My dearest,
This will likely be my last text for awhile. My iphone has only 10% battery power & Benedict Arnold has infected all the airport charging stations with Russian spyware. Farewell my love, I'll text you when I can find a new power source. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Kelly ツ (@kellwoohoo) July 5, 2019

Dearest Maisie, we are holding the line at Auntie Anne’s near B7. Reinforcements just arrived from Newark, but they fled down the escalators. I fear we’re on our own. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Anita Creamer (@AnitaCreamer) July 5, 2019

Dearest Martha,
After sailing our submarines undetected up the Potomac, we were able to safely dock near the DCA airport. Just in time to reconnoiter with our stealth bomber aircraft. I dream of your embrace, but this text will have to suffice.#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Laura Packard (@lpackard) July 5, 2019

#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
The Battle of Baggage Claim (1776)  
Many Lives were lost.  And Bags too.  Some people are saying it was the worst massacre they had ever seen.

Art from @Acynpic.twitter.com/ZuKfgy3ghd

— Covfefe Jones- King Of Shade👑 (@King_Of_Shade) July 5, 2019

We beat the British because they had to connect through Atlanta. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Steve Kish (@skishman) July 5, 2019

Dearest Harold, Please expect a delay of about a fortnight. I've been detained by security forces for carrying three extra ounces of moisturizer. Again. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

—🏝 Kim (@kim) July 5, 2019

Give Me An Aisle Seat
Or Give Me Death! #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Lana Lakke (@LanaLakke) July 5, 2019

Thank god Gen Washington had those new Sherman tanks to help him capture the airports and free Frederick Douglass in what later became known as "The battle of  Bowling Green"#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories#AircraftOne#SaluteToAmerica

— Tom Beckfeld (@taxpayinglib) July 5, 2019

Paul Revere’s toughest battle  #RevolutionaryWarAirportStoriespic.twitter.com/df8OAmlCBZ

— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) July 5, 2019

#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
"The Battle of Baggage Claim" Commemorative MAGA Plates by @Acyn are available for $49.99, w/o shipping. Plz add $4 if you need everything spelled correctly & allow 8wks for delivery,because there's this girl in the plant who we caught licking them pic.twitter.com/IA8Cg65TVk

— Covfefe Jones- King Of Shade👑 (@King_Of_Shade) July 5, 2019

Will my Emotional Support Animal require an extra seat?  #RevolutionaryWarAirportStoriespic.twitter.com/ihgZ6A0Rca

— LionO*s_Jungle (@jungle_os) July 5, 2019

Now things are getting funny. Apparently the Continental Army took control of the airports and then used their light sabers to beat back the British Redcoats. #trumphistory101#trumpspeech#revolutionarywarairportstoriespic.twitter.com/1UgEjiZUWX

— Eat-The-Rich (@EatTheRich10) July 5, 2019

My Dearest Dolly, I fear we will not last the night.

Our idiot commander hopes to ambush Lord Cornwallis of Yorktown near Ft. McKindry, tho it is not named that and will not be built for another 25 years.

War is hell,
Jmaes.

 #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— durrati (@durrati) July 5, 2019