For those still waiting for the ball to drop, kossack ramara has suggested a limerick fest.
Another Kossack has suggested
now that twenty-sixteen has been tested
a limerick diary would aid
those of us who are afraid
that the next year will have this one bested.
Ever eager to please I have complied.
I’ll start us off with a couple.
Get thee hence foul twenty-sixteen,
You’ve fucked us up, down and in between.
First you took Major Tom,
Prince, Glen, Leia and her mom,
And left us a Twitter Drama Queen.
*****
There once was a jerk name of Trump,
Whose places were all kind of a dump.
He stole the election,
To replace his erection.
Now we’re all kinda fucked up the rump.