Garrison Keillor proves again that he is one of America’s sharpest, if a bit laid back, wits, tearing Pumpkin Hitler (hat-tip to EVSXRK's daughter) a new one in today’s Washington Post. He begins with a bit of prairie inspired doggerel…
I know, it seems outrageous,
But it’s getting a lot of attention
On some very respectable Web pages —
Which mainstream media won’t mention:
Donald Trump was not born in Queens,
He was born in the Philippines,
In a hotel in downtown Manila.
Where his hair turned bright vanilla
Due to vitamin deficiencies.
There’s a lot more laughs in this poem, but you’ll have to visit the Post to read it all.
He continues with a very amusing anecdote: