Nothing says family values like a spike in online porn searches…
Online porn search results are a unique way to discover the kinky inner workings of the general public’s desires. According to data compiled by Pornhub, during Donald Trump’s D-list Republican National Convention the Cleveland area experienced a 204 percent increase in Muslim/Arab action searches and a 421 percent increase in searches in the “gay-hunks” category, while the term “Trump” saw a 648 percent increase. The biggest traffic change occurred in those over the age of 65 with a 10 percent increase in site visits.
Some entrepreneurial San Fernando Valley producer needs to make “Extreme Muslims Terrorize Trump’s Rump While Scarfing Frijoles” because yes, Mexican Food was the preferred cuisine during the Cleveland Hillary Bash Fest;
Vietnam War veteran Arthur Jones, 70, traveled from Chicago to wave a banner at Public Square near the convention site reading “President Trump, Build The Wall.” He said he feared losing his country to a “Third-World invasion.”
Jones added that he had “nothing against Mexicans, per se,” and that his wife “works with a lady of Hispanic descent.”
Asked to describe Mexican-Americans’ greatest contributions to the United States, Jones said: “Drugs, crime, illegitimacy.” Pressed to think of something positive, Jones added: “I like tacos.”