Sacha Baron Cohen, on last night’s episode of “Who Is America?”, donned a unibrow to portray Israeli anti-terror expert Gen. Erran Morad and punk Roy Moore with Israel’s latest contribution to the War On Terror….the Pedophile Detector”.
“When former GOP Senate nominee Roy Moore sat down for an interview with a man who claimed to be a technology expert from Israel, he clearly had no idea he was actually talking to comedian Sacha Baron Cohen for the Showtime program, “Who Is America?”
After all, Moore said he was “honored” to meet Cohen, who was disguised as anti-terror expert Gen. Erran Morad.
The interview began somewhat plausibly with Cohen saying that Israel had developed a way to use seismic waves to detect tunnels that Hamas was using to launch terrorist attacks. However, the technology was later adapted to identify perpetrators of sexual misconduct, Cohen said. He then claimed that pedophiles, in particular, secreted a certain enzyme that could be detected by an electronic wand.
You can guess what happened when Cohen waved the wand over Moore, who was accused of sexual misconduct during his failed campaign to win a U.S. Senate seat. One woman claimed Moore made advances to her when she was just 14 years old.”
Somewhat to his credit, Moore finally caught on he’d been had after the third time the detector beeped and stalked out of the interview with Baron Cohen’s character protesting that “I’m not accusing you of being a sex offender at all” while continuing to brandish his magic wand.
You mad, bro?
Let’s hope Israeli Intelligence produces a ‘lying racist a**hole’ detector before 2020.